Pot Noeldle

Not so long ago, we had a dream; that a Christmas dinner could be crafted into a Pot Noodle, and would henceforth be known as a 'Pot Noeldle'. A limited edition consignment was taken by special forces (probably) to British troops in Afghanistan for Christmas 2009, and our brave boys and girls of the RAF were nourished. Alas though, as it would be one long year before the entire nation could rejoice as one at the essence of Christmas in a Pot Noodle. But is that the sound of sleigh bells, crunching gear changes and boiling kettles? It is indeed. Pot Noeldle has arrived. Around the country, Pot Noodle vans are delivering their precious cargo into the hands of grateful shelf-stackers, who eagerly display our bounty whilst humming a completely original cheery seasonal tune... "The noodle van is here, the noodle van is here..."